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Total Medals Earned: 241 (From 60 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,520 Points

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Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 12/23 (120/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

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ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

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Quick Sand

Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)

Cave half full 5 Points

Beat half the levels

Escape 50 Points

Beat the game once

SpeedRun 50 Points

Beat the game in Speed Run

Reincarnation: ITNOE

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/60 points)

Counter-terrorist 25 Points

Kill Naja and send him back to hell.

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Reincarnation: LTETR

Medals Earned: 5/10 (60/150 points)

Keeping Hell Whole 25 Points

Send all three souls back to hell.

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Playing the Blues 25 Points

Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.

The Crops are Safe 25 Points

Kill all 15 locust in the game.

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Reincarnation: TCOU

Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/50 points)

Blood-Stained Glass 25 Points

Beat the Game

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Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

SHMUP

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/280 points)

Rookie 5 Points

Finish the first area

Cremation 5 Points

Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped

AHK-372 10 Points

Defeat the second boss

Damura 10 Points

Defeat the first boss

Frequent Flyer 10 Points

Fly 3,000 miles

Junkyard 10 Points

Kill 4,000 enemies

Problem, Minecraft? 10 Points

Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)

Variety 10 Points

Use each weapon in the game at least once

Coeus 25 Points

Defeat the fourth boss

Ding Ding 25 Points

Reach level 20

Erebos 25 Points

Defeat the third boss

Hardcore 25 Points

Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle

Stealthy 25 Points

Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights

Untouchable 25 Points

Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage

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Super Adventure Pals

Medals Earned: 3/20 (20/500 points)

2 COOL 4 SCHOOL 5 Points

Complete the tutorial

FIRST BLOOD 5 Points

Kill your first enemy

TEARS OF JOY 10 Points

Return the farmer's pig

BRAGGER 5 Points

Get an overall a rating

CHARITY CASE 10 Points

Donate money to the snow man

COLD KILLER 10 Points

Kill one hundred enemies

FAMILY MAN 10 Points

Help the penguins start a family

LAW MAN 10 Points

Redeem yourself to the sheriff

OUTLAW 10 Points

Help Stabby break out of jail

BLOOD THIRSTY 25 Points

Kill one thousand enemies

FISH AND CHIPS 25 Points

Defeat the fish boss

RAINBOW RIDER 25 Points

Defeat the jelly fish boss

RICH 25 Points

Find one thousand coins

SPIDER MAN 25 Points

Defeat the spider boss

WRINKLY GRAPES 25 Points

return the old mans speedos

CHAMPION 50 Points

Beat the final boss

SUPER ADVENTURER 50 Points

Complete all levels

UNTOUCHABLE 50 Points

Beat a level set without dieing

MILLIONAIRE 100 Points

Find one million coins

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Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

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Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 15/17 (450/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

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Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers