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Total Medals Earned: 241 (From 60 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,520 Points

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Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

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Indie Jones

Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/80 points)

Ball Breaker 5 Points

Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game

Hidden Treasure Hunter 5 Points

Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle

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69er 10 Points

Collect exactly 69 gems in one game

Tank Award 10 Points

Collect 10 tanks in one game

The Century Mark 10 Points

Collect 100 gems in one game

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Collect 200 gems in one game

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K.O.L.M.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)

I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points

But will she love me now that I can see at all?

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Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points

You might earn this for winning her affection.

Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points

That should have been obvious from the start.

Larry And The Gnomes

Medals Earned: 8/27 (90/1,000 points)

AAAARRG!! 5 Points

Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged

Destruction 5 Points

Kill over 50 Gnomes

Meet the Mage Master 5 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT I

Warm Up 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial Level

ACT I 10 Points

Complete Act I

Power Kill 10 Points

Kill a Gnome in one hit

Bash the Boar 25 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT II

Mass Destruction 25 Points

Kill over 100 Gnomes

Accidental Archeologist 10 Points

Discover ancient Skull Statues

ACT II 25 Points

Complete Act II

Blood Lust 25 Points

Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row

Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points

Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes

ACT III 50 Points

Complete Act III

Fight the Freak 50 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT III

Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points

Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands

ACT IV 100 Points

Complete the Game!

Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points

Fight the Gnome King!

Convenience Mining 100 Points

Collect 15 Precious Gems

Sword Connoisseur 100 Points

Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords

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LARRY: Big Dipper

Medals Earned: 2/11 (75/500 points)

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Angry Rock Basher 25 Points

destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage

Gem Collector 25 Points

Collect all 10 gems in a single run

Glutton for Recovery 25 Points

use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run

Nice And Healthy 25 Points

Collect all health orbs in a single run

Rageaholic 25 Points

Collect all rage orbs in a single run

Free Faller 50 Points

survive for 3 minutes

Massive Damage 50 Points

Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage

Badass Dipper 100 Points

Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit

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LARRY: Pup Run

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/75 points)

Barely Broken 5 Points

Smash through a brick wall and survive!

Crushing Victory 5 Points

break 20 hurdles in a single run

Doug Mount 10 Points

find and ride Doug, the town drunk!

Fresh and Fruity 10 Points

eat a super rare Pineapple!

Hungry Muncher 10 Points

Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run

Super Dog 10 Points

Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds

Closest Shave Ever 25 Points

Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run

Leave Cthulhu Alone

Medals Earned: 7/15 (60/280 points)

Bomb a Shield 5 Points

You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!

Level 1 5 Points

You have completed the first and easiest level!

Lunatic Fringe 5 Points

You have made a Monster Loonie!

Mystic Moider 5 Points

You've killed with the mystic!

Professor Bomb 5 Points

You have slain with the Professor Bomb!

Cop Bat 10 Points

You have poisoned someone with cop bat!

Shield Slapper 25 Points

You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!

Level 10 10 Points

You are getting into the nitty-gritty!

Rival Schooling 10 Points

You've killed a Rival!

Close Call 25 Points

You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!

Level 20 25 Points

You are way deep in it now!

Maniac Cop 25 Points

You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!

Rival Meets Lightning 25 Points

You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!

Rival Love Tap 50 Points

You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!

WINNER 50 Points

You have completed the game! Amazing!

Line Runner 2

Medals Earned: 5/14 (165/750 points)

Faster than a hedgehog 5 Points

Grab a Pizza

Stiefie Wunder 10 Points

Bump into 500 mines in total

Ring Collector 25 Points

Grab 1000 Rings in total

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Level Artist 10 Points

Create a level

Ring King 50 Points

Grab 5000 Rings in total

All Together now! 100 Points

Unlock the other Runners

Hunter/Prey 100 Points

Kick 30 mines against a boss.

Mission Complete! 100 Points

Beat all missions

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Little Cannon

Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/325 points)

Easy as 1, 2, 3 10 Points

Finish the three tutorial levels

Addicted 10 Points

Play and finish 5 different custom levels

Creative 10 Points

Create your own level (must add at least five objects)

Critic 10 Points

Rate 5 custom levels

Sprayer 10 Points

Fire your cannon 250 times

Bronze medalist 25 Points

Finish all levels

Brute Force 25 Points

Fire three 100% shots in a row

Resourceful 25 Points

Earn gold ranking on level 2 by only firing one ball

Show off 25 Points

Clear level 15 with a ball that does not touch walls or floor

Silver medalist 50 Points

Earn at least silver rank on all levels

Gold medalist 100 Points

Earn gold rank on all levels

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Looming

Medals Earned: 8/12 (290/500 points)

Traveler 5 Points

Enter a portal.

Excavator 10 Points

Collect at least 6 artifacts.

Archaeologist 25 Points

Collect at least 18 artifacts.

Lithocryptologist 50 Points

Collect all of the diagram pieces.

Lorem Archivist 50 Points

Collect all of the Lorem tablets.

Priest of Science 50 Points

Collect all of the Path rings.

Seecha Expert 50 Points

Collect all of the Seecha rods.

Xenopaleontologist 50 Points

Collect all of the Oarbor bones.

Repeat Visitor 10 Points

Make at least 10 visits to Looming.

Binary Abacist 50 Points

Collect all of the tally beads.

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