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Total Medals Earned: 241 (From 60 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,520 Points

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Madness Ambulation

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)

Daily Driver 5 Points

Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.

Truckstopper 10 Points

Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.

Atheist 25 Points

Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...

Undertaker 25 Points

...or hell, hit every single one.

Sharpshooter 50 Points

Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.

Improbability Drive 100 Points

Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.

Mechanical Ice Apocalypse

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)

Lazors 5 Points

Get killed by the lasers

Patience 5 Points

Watch the entire credits scene

Showoff 5 Points

Submit your high score

Story 5 Points

Listen to the entire story

Suicidal 5 Points

Die ten times

tldr 5 Points

Skip the story midway

Bronze 10 Points

Finish under 3:20

Silver 25 Points

Finish under 2:50

Gold 50 Points

Finish under 2:20

Ninja 50 Points

Last four minutes without shooting

Winrar 50 Points

Kill the boss and save the world

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Miami Shark

Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)

Apache 25 Points

Crush the Apache Helicopter

LearJet 25 Points

Crush the Lear Jet

Mini 25 Points

Crush the Mini-Helictopter

Sheriff 25 Points

Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter

B2 50 Points

Crush the B-2 Spirit

B52 50 Points

Crush the B-52 Fortress

B747 50 Points

Crush the Boeing 747

Beluga 50 Points

Crush the Airbus Beluga

Concorde 50 Points

Crush the Concorde

Ducks 50 Points

Kill 15 Ducks

SpaceShuttle 50 Points

Crush the Space Shuttle

Sailor 50 Points

Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

NerveJangla

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/230 points)

Stage1 5 Points

Complete the easy round

Stage2 10 Points

Complete the medium round

RankSurvivor 5 Points

Complete the game

RankBronze 10 Points

Finish in under 300 seconds

RankSilver 25 Points

Finish in under 250 seconds

Stage3 25 Points

Complete the hard round

RankGold 50 Points

Finish in under 200 seconds

RankNinja 100 Points

Finish in under 150 seconds

New York Shark

Medals Earned: 12/17 (280/480 points)

Balloon 10 Points

Crushing the balloon

King Kong 10 Points

Killing King Kong

Air Racer 25 Points

Crushing the Air Racer

Asteroid 25 Points

Crushing the Asteroid

Coast Bomber 25 Points

Crushing the Coast Bomber

Hindenburg 25 Points

Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin

Osama 25 Points

Killing Osama Bin Laden

Spiderman 25 Points

Killing Spiderman

Tram 25 Points

Crushing the tram

Trump Jet 25 Points

Crushing Donald Trump's Jet

Containers 50 Points

Crushing 65 Containers

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Baseballs 25 Points

Catching 10 Baseballs

Coast Guard 25 Points

Crushin the Coast Guard Jet

Cows 50 Points

Killing 28 Cows

Navy 50 Points

Eating 15 Navy Soldiers

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Newgrounds Rumble

Medals Earned: 5/13 (70/320 points)

Hoarder Patrol 5 Points

Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.

People Pancakes 5 Points

Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.

Wile E. Ways 10 Points

Knock an opponent out of the ring three times in one match.

C-C-Combo Maker 25 Points

Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.

Wall Street Brawler 25 Points

Bank over 5000 Grounds Gold.

C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points

Parry three times in one jump.

Diplomatically Challenged 25 Points

Complete all 12 challenges in Challenge Mode.

Meat Shield 25 Points

Trick an opponent into killing one of their own teammates with a projectile.

Survival Horror 25 Points

Survive at least 5 opponents in Survival Mode on OMFG difficulty.

The Eventuallyending Story 50 Points

Complete all 12 stories in Story Mode.

Transgressive Compulsive 100 Points

Earn 100% Game Completion.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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One Button Bob

Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/315 points)

First Kill 5 Points

Boomerang the bat on the first screen.

Stage 1 10 Points

Complete the easy round.

Stage 2 25 Points

Complete the medium round.

Bronze 25 Points

Finish with under 400 clicks.

Buttkicker 50 Points

Kill the boss.

Silver 50 Points

Finish with under 300 clicks.

Stage 3 50 Points

Complete the hard round.

Gold 100 Points

Finish with under 200 clicks.

Pico's School

Medals Earned: 3/7 (75/260 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Save the Day 100 Points

Well aren't you a fucking hero?!

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Pixel Purge

Medals Earned: 4/20 (30/490 points)

Evasion Expert (Bronze) 5 Points

Don't get hit for 30 seconds.

Slayer of the Peon King 5 Points

Defeat the largest Peon.

Slayer of the Grunt King 10 Points

Defeat the largest Grunt.

Slayer of the Splitter King 10 Points

Defeat the largest Splitter.

High Score (Bronze) 5 Points

Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.

Level Climber (Silver) 10 Points

Reach level 10

Slayer of the Miner King 10 Points

Defeat the largest Miner.

Slayer of the Waver King 10 Points

Defeat the largest Waver.

Hardcore (Platinum) 25 Points

Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.

Marksman 25 Points

Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.

Mine Sweeper 25 Points

Destroy 50 mines in a single game.

Platinum Chain 25 Points

Reach a kill chain of 1000

Slayer of the Fume King 25 Points

Defeat the largest Fume.

Slayer of the Seeker King 25 Points

Defeat the largest Seeker.

Slayer of the Shield King 25 Points

Defeat the largest Shield.

Slayer of the Vessel King 25 Points

Defeat the largest Vessel.

Terminator (Gold) 25 Points

Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.

Bestiary Complete 50 Points

Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.

Master Trophy Collector 50 Points

Acquire all Trophies.

Defender of Pixela-RT 100 Points

100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)

PixEvo - The Fountain

Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)

Back To Life 5 Points

Recover some strength

The Heart Of Man 10 Points

Become a full human

Walking Again 10 Points

Get your legs back

More Than A Man 25 Points

Grow small wings

The Call Of The Beast 50 Points

Become the beast

True Protector 100 Points

Restore the fountain's flow

Speed Run 100 Points

Complete the game in 15 minutes or less